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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses it Taste Better Than Moss Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 2000
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This humorous sticker features a unique phrase that pokes fun at the idea of being slow and steady, comparing it to the delicious taste of molasses. The die-cut design allows for a clean cut around the words, creating a visually appealing sticker that's sure to stand out. Available in multiple sizes, including vinyl stickers, window clings, and magnets with a UV laminate coating, these stickers can be placed almost anywhere to add a touch of personality. The laminate coating provides durability and resistance to scratches and fading, ensuring your funny phrase stays vibrant for a long time. Whether you're looking to decorate your laptop, water bottle, or car window, this sticker has got you covered. The bold, black font against a bright white background makes for easy readability and adds to the sticker's overall aesthetic appeal. You can also choose between a variety of sizes to fit your specific needs, whether you're ordering for personal use or as a gift for a friend. Whatever you choose, rest assured that your new sticker will bring a smile to your face and a dash of humor to your daily routine.
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Every sticker, magnet, mug, and t-shirt design is created by us, from scratch. We don't buy, reuse, or resell stock images—because copy-paste designs don't belong on the throne.
What you get is a one-of-a-kind design, made in-house and crafted to stand out.
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