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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 1994
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Imagine adorning your laptop, water bottle, or car with a quirky, thought-provoking sticker that sparks conversations and adds a dash of whimsy to your daily routine. Our I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses die cut vinyl sticker is here to satisfy your need for a unique and eye-catching accessory. Available in various sizes to suit your preference, this vinyl sticker boasts a UV laminate coating for added durability and a glossy finish that catches the light. Whether you opt for a 6-inch, 7-inch, 8-inch, or 9-inch size, you can trust that this sticker will adhere to your chosen surface without leaving residue. Plus, it's perfect for use on smooth surfaces, such as laptops, water bottles, or windows. As you gaze at the image, you'll notice the sticker's sleek design, with the words "I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses" emblazoned in a playful, cursive script. The text is surrounded by a minimalist border, allowing the sticker's message to take center stage. Whether you're a fan of dark humor or enjoy collecting quirky collectibles, this die cut vinyl sticker is sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you choose to use it as a sticker, window cling, or even a magnet, this high-quality accessory is designed to withstand the rigors of daily use. So why settle for a bland, generic sticker when you can make a statement with our I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses die cut vinyl sticker?
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