Name: I d rather be slowly consumed by moss Vinyl Bumper Sticker Window Cling or Magnet in UV Laminate Coating and Various Sizes
Brand: King Of Stickers
SKU: 1535
Price: 4.50 USD
Availability: InStock

This quirky bumper sticker features a playful phrase that's sure to spark conversation. With the line "I'd rather be slowly consumed by moss" emblazoned across a serene green background, it's the perfect addition to any nature lover's vehicle or laptop. The design is cleverly die-cut, allowing for a clean and modern look that's free from excess background material. Available in a range of sizes to suit your needs, this vinyl bumper sticker is incredibly durable thanks to its UV laminate coating. Whether you're looking to add a touch of whimsy to your daily commute or simply want to make a statement, this sticker is a great way to express your personality. And with a variety of sizes to choose from, you can be sure to find the perfect fit for your vehicle or other smooth surface. Whether you prefer to stick to a traditional vinyl sticker, or opt for a window cling or magnet, this design is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you look at it. Each design is carefully crafted to ensure that the phrase remains clear and easy to read, even when applied to curved or irregular surfaces. With its unique blend of humor and natural charm, this sticker is a must-have for anyone looking to add a little bit of personality to their daily life.

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What are Custom Bumper Stickers?

Custom bumper stickers are personalized adhesive labels designed for vehicles. They feature your custom text, images, or designs and are perfect for personal expression, business promotion, or special events.

UV Laminate Protection

Our bumper stickers come with UV laminate coating that protects against fading, scratching, and weathering. This ensures your design stays vibrant for 2-5 years even in harsh outdoor conditions.

Available Options:

Stickers: Permanent adhesive for long-term use
Window Clings: Removable, no adhesive residue
Magnets: 20 mil thickness, easily removable

Perfect For:

Personal expression and beliefs
Business promotion and branding
Special events and campaigns
Gifts and commemorative items

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Free shipping on orders over CAD $40.00. Orders under this amount will have shipping calculated at checkout.

Processing Time

Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days. Custom designs may require additional time for approval.

Returns & Exchanges

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition.

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I d rather be slowly consumed by moss Vinyl Bumper Sticker Window Cling or Magnet in UV Laminate Coating and Various Sizes

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