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Quote ID: 15528 | SKUs: BQ15528, TQ15528, MQ15528, MP15528
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24 Hours of Le Mans watcher
Quote ID: 17497 | SKUs: BQ17497, TQ17497, MQ17497, MP17497
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24/7 coffee availability required.
Quote ID: 17496 | SKUs: BQ17496, TQ17496, MQ17496, MP17496
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3 AM coffee calls.
Quote ID: 17593 | SKUs: BQ17593, TQ17593, MQ17593, MP17593
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401k: coffee.
Quote ID: 20088 | SKUs: BQ20088, TQ20088, MQ20088, MP20088
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404 motivation not found
Quote ID: 12049 | SKUs: BQ12049, TQ12049, MQ12049, MP12049
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404 patience not found
Quote ID: 14428 | SKUs: BQ14428, TQ14428, MQ14428, MP14428
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4:11 PMJust Married (still can't believe she showed up)
Quote ID: 17144 | SKUs: BQ17144, TQ17144, MQ17144, MP17144
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A balanced diet is coffee in both hands.
Quote ID: 16614 | SKUs: BQ16614, TQ16614, MQ16614, MP16614
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Quote ID: 16517 | SKUs: BQ16517, TQ16517, MQ16517, MP16517
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
Quote ID: 16787 | SKUs: BQ16787, TQ16787, MQ16787, MP16787
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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote ID: 16449 | SKUs: BQ16449, TQ16449, MQ16449, MP16449
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A dream is a wish your heart makes.
Quote ID: 70 | SKUs: BQ70, TQ70, MQ70, MP70
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A full tank fixes most moods.
Quote ID: 16416 | SKUs: BQ16416, TQ16416, MQ16416, MP16416
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A girl has no name.
Quote ID: 16610 | SKUs: BQ16610, TQ16610, MQ16610, MP16610
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A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
Quote ID: 16369 | SKUs: BQ16369, TQ16369, MQ16369, MP16369
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote ID: 16409 | SKUs: BQ16409, TQ16409, MQ16409, MP16409
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Quote ID: 17012 | SKUs: BQ17012, TQ17012, MQ17012, MP17012
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A latte love in every cup.
Quote ID: 16838 | SKUs: BQ16838, TQ16838, MQ16838, MP16838
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Quote ID: 18311 | SKUs: BQ18311, TQ18311, MQ18311, MP18311
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A Lot
Quote ID: 16846 | SKUs: BQ16846, TQ16846, MQ16846, MP16846
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A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Quote ID: 16805 | SKUs: BQ16805, TQ16805, MQ16805, MP16805
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Quote ID: 16640 | SKUs: BQ16640, TQ16640, MQ16640, MP16640
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A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.
Quote ID: 16422 | SKUs: BQ16422, TQ16422, MQ16422, MP16422
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A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.
Quote ID: 16487 | SKUs: BQ16487, TQ16487, MQ16487, MP16487
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Quote ID: 16533 | SKUs: BQ16533, TQ16533, MQ16533, MP16533
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Quote ID: 16742 | SKUs: BQ16742, TQ16742, MQ16742, MP16742
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A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
Quote ID: 16786 | SKUs: BQ16786, TQ16786, MQ16786, MP16786
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Quote ID: 16726 | SKUs: BQ16726, TQ16726, MQ16726, MP16726
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A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions.
Quote ID: 16714 | SKUs: BQ16714, TQ16714, MQ16714, MP16714
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A thought, even a possibility, can shatter and transform us.
Quote ID: 16658 | SKUs: BQ16658, TQ16658, MQ16658, MP16658
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A very popular error: having the courage of one's convictions; rather it is a matter of having the courage for an attack on one's convictions.
Quote ID: 16976 | SKUs: BQ16976, TQ16976, MQ16976, MP16976
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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Quote ID: 15457 | SKUs: BQ15457, TQ15457, MQ15457, MP15457
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AAU parent: tournament weekends forever
Quote ID: 18341 | SKUs: BQ18341, TQ18341, MQ18341, MP18341
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About It
Quote ID: 15663 | SKUs: BQ15663, TQ15663, MQ15663, MP15663
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Abseiling: British rappelling
Quote ID: 18181 | SKUs: BQ18181, TQ18181, MQ18181, MP18181
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Absolutely Not
Quote ID: 17811 | SKUs: BQ17811, TQ17811, MQ17811, MP17811
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Accessory: must-have accessory
Quote ID: 17935 | SKUs: BQ17935, TQ17935, MQ17935, MP17935
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Accidental Success
Quote ID: 17702 | SKUs: BQ17702, TQ17702, MQ17702, MP17702
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Accreditation: coffee program recognized.
Quote ID: 17410 | SKUs: BQ17410, TQ17410, MQ17410, MP17410
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Acidity: balanced, unlike my life.
Quote ID: 20634 | SKUs: BQ20634, TQ20634, MQ20634, MP20634
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Act like it
Quote ID: 18869 | SKUs: BQ18869, TQ18869, MQ18869, MP18869
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Act More
Quote ID: 20597 | SKUs: BQ20597, TQ20597, MQ20597, MP20597
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Act right
Quote ID: 16360 | SKUs: BQ16360, TQ16360, MQ16360, MP16360
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Actions speak louder than words.
Quote ID: 10818 | SKUs: BQ10818, TQ10818, MQ10818, MP10818
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ACTIVE
Quote ID: 18205 | SKUs: BQ18205, TQ18205, MQ18205, MP18205
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Actively Disengaging
Quote ID: 18189 | SKUs: BQ18189, TQ18189, MQ18189, MP18189
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Actually I Am
Quote ID: 19246 | SKUs: BQ19246, TQ19246, MQ19246, MP19246
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Actually I am the drama
Quote ID: 12971 | SKUs: BQ12971, TQ12971, MQ12971, MP12971
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Actually, I can't even today
Quote ID: 17574 | SKUs: BQ17574, TQ17574, MQ17574, MP17574
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Adapt or die: drink coffee.
