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Driving & Traffic Humor (344)
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Quote ID: 19246 | SKUs: BQ19246, TQ19246, MQ19246, MP19246
DEQ ENGINE
Actually I am the drama
Quote ID: 19257 | SKUs: BQ19257, TQ19257, MQ19257, MP19257
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Adult on board and we are both over it
Quote ID: 19310 | SKUs: BQ19310, TQ19310, MQ19310, MP19310
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Ask me about my lobotomy
Quote ID: 19322 | SKUs: BQ19322, TQ19322, MQ19322, MP19322
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Be patient I’m a student of life
Quote ID: 19258 | SKUs: BQ19258, TQ19258, MQ19258, MP19258
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Caution I drive like you do
Quote ID: 19343 | SKUs: BQ19343, TQ19343, MQ19343, MP19343
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Caution: Driver sings off‑key.
Quote ID: 19291 | SKUs: BQ19291, TQ19291, MQ19291, MP19291
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Check your blinker fluid
Quote ID: 19262 | SKUs: BQ19262, TQ19262, MQ19262, MP19262
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Cool story bro now move over
Quote ID: 19311 | SKUs: BQ19311, TQ19311, MQ19311, MP19311
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Does this car make my butt look big
Quote ID: 19295 | SKUs: BQ19295, TQ19295, MQ19295, MP19295
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Don’t be a litterbug
Quote ID: 19327 | SKUs: BQ19327, TQ19327, MQ19327, MP19327
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Don’t be mad I’m just a little guy
Quote ID: 19243 | SKUs: BQ19243, TQ19243, MQ19243, MP19243
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Don’t follow me I do stupid things
Quote ID: 19285 | SKUs: BQ19285, TQ19285, MQ19285, MP19285
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Don’t follow me I’m going to Target
Quote ID: 19248 | SKUs: BQ19248, TQ19248, MQ19248, MP19248
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Don’t honk I’ll cry
Quote ID: 19300 | SKUs: BQ19300, TQ19300, MQ19300, MP19300
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Don’t laugh your daughter might be inside
Quote ID: 19305 | SKUs: BQ19305, TQ19305, MQ19305, MP19305
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Don’t look at me I’m shy
Quote ID: 19266 | SKUs: BQ19266, TQ19266, MQ19266, MP19266
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Don’t tailgate I’ll flick a penny at you
Quote ID: 19253 | SKUs: BQ19253, TQ19253, MQ19253, MP19253
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Don’t touch my car I have a black belt in crazy
Quote ID: 19273 | SKUs: BQ19273, TQ19273, MQ19273, MP19273
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Driver carries no cash he’s married
Quote ID: 19278 | SKUs: BQ19278, TQ19278, MQ19278, MP19278
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Eat my dust and hair
Quote ID: 19331 | SKUs: BQ19331, TQ19331, MQ19331, MP19331
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Everything happens for a reason but usually the reason is physics
Quote ID: 19282 | SKUs: BQ19282, TQ19282, MQ19282, MP19282
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Everything is fine and other lies I tell myself
Quote ID: 19271 | SKUs: BQ19271, TQ19271, MQ19271, MP19271
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Get off my tail I’m not that kind of girl
Quote ID: 19336 | SKUs: BQ19336, TQ19336, MQ19336, MP19336
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Go around I’m having a moment
Quote ID: 1987 | SKUs: BQ1987, TQ1987, MQ1987, MP1987
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GPS: “Arrived.” Me: “Where?”
Quote ID: 1996 | SKUs: BQ1996, TQ1996, MQ1996, MP1996
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GPS: “In 500 feet…” Me: “I’ll think about it.”
Quote ID: 1984 | SKUs: BQ1984, TQ1984, MQ1984, MP1984
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GPS: “Make a U‑turn.” Me: “You make a U‑turn.”
Quote ID: 1993 | SKUs: BQ1993, TQ1993, MQ1993, MP1993
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GPS: “Proceed to the route.” Me: “No.”
Quote ID: 2002 | SKUs: BQ2002, TQ2002, MQ2002, MP2002
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GPS: “Recalculating…” Me: “Same.”
Quote ID: 1981 | SKUs: BQ1981, TQ1981, MQ1981, MP1981
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GPS: “Turn left.” Me: “Absolutely not.”
Quote ID: 1999 | SKUs: BQ1999, TQ1999, MQ1999, MP1999
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GPS: “Turn left.” Me: “I’ll allow it.”
Quote ID: 1990 | SKUs: BQ1990, TQ1990, MQ1990, MP1990
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GPS: “Turn right.” Me: turns left out of spite.
Quote ID: 19244 | SKUs: BQ19244, TQ19244, MQ19244, MP19244
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Honk if a kidney falls out
Quote ID: 1754 | SKUs: BQ1754, TQ1754, MQ1754, MP1754
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Honk if you forgot why you came here.
Quote ID: 19269 | SKUs: BQ19269, TQ19269, MQ19269, MP19269
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Honk if you love tax evasion
Quote ID: 19312 | SKUs: BQ19312, TQ19312, MQ19312, MP19312
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Honk if you think I’m cute
Quote ID: 19319 | SKUs: BQ19319, TQ19319, MQ19319, MP19319
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Honk if you want to see a magic trick
Quote ID: 19324 | SKUs: BQ19324, TQ19324, MQ19324, MP19324
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Honk if you’re also dissociating
Quote ID: 19251 | SKUs: BQ19251, TQ19251, MQ19251, MP19251
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Honk if you’re at a healthy place in your life
Quote ID: 19293 | SKUs: BQ19293, TQ19293, MQ19293, MP19293
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Honk if you’ve seen the yellow sign
Quote ID: 1765 | SKUs: BQ1765, TQ1765, MQ1765, MP1765
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I brake for absolutely no reason.
Quote ID: 19252 | SKUs: BQ19252, TQ19252, MQ19252, MP19252
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I brake for goth girls
Quote ID: 19304 | SKUs: BQ19304, TQ19304, MQ19304, MP19304
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I brake for hallucinations
Quote ID: 1956 | SKUs: BQ1956, TQ1956, MQ1956, MP1956
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I brake for people who don’t deserve it.
Quote ID: 1965 | SKUs: BQ1965, TQ1965, MQ1965, MP1965
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I brake for people who don’t know how to merge.
Quote ID: 1753 | SKUs: BQ1753, TQ1753, MQ1753, MP1753
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I brake for snacks.
Quote ID: 19320 | SKUs: BQ19320, TQ19320, MQ19320, MP19320
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I brake for spicy nuggets
Quote ID: 19328 | SKUs: BQ19328, TQ19328, MQ19328, MP19328
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I brake for yard sales
Quote ID: 1986 | SKUs: BQ1986, TQ1986, MQ1986, MP1986
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I don’t get lost. I take scenic detours.
Quote ID: 19313 | SKUs: BQ19313, TQ19313, MQ19313, MP19313
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I don’t have a midlife crisis I have a midlife realization
