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Parent / Family Life Humor (514)

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Quote ID: 20634 | SKUs: BQ20634, TQ20634, MQ20634, MP20634 DEQ ENGINE
Act like it
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Quote ID: 20597 | SKUs: BQ20597, TQ20597, MQ20597, MP20597 DEQ ENGINE
Act right
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Quote ID: 20560 | SKUs: BQ20560, TQ20560, MQ20560, MP20560 DEQ ENGINE
Ask again and lose privileges
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Quote ID: 20605 | SKUs: BQ20605, TQ20605, MQ20605, MP20605 DEQ ENGINE
Behave accordingly
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Quote ID: 1459 | SKUs: BQ1459, TQ1459, MQ1459, MP1459 DEQ ENGINE
Car full of chaos, proceed with caution
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Quote ID: 1512 | SKUs: BQ1512, TQ1512, MQ1512, MP1512 DEQ ENGINE
Car full of kids, hold on tight
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Quote ID: 1476 | SKUs: BQ1476, TQ1476, MQ1476, MP1476 DEQ ENGINE
Carpool: the real Olympic sport
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Quote ID: 1529 | SKUs: BQ1529, TQ1529, MQ1529, MP1529 DEQ ENGINE
Chaos coordinator active
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Quote ID: 1469 | SKUs: BQ1469, TQ1469, MQ1469, MP1469 DEQ ENGINE
Chaos coordinator on board
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Quote ID: 1497 | SKUs: BQ1497, TQ1497, MQ1497, MP1497 DEQ ENGINE
Chaos inside, proceed carefully
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Quote ID: 1520 | SKUs: BQ1520, TQ1520, MQ1520, MP1520 DEQ ENGINE
Chaos on board
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Quote ID: 1472 | SKUs: BQ1472, TQ1472, MQ1472, MP1472 DEQ ENGINE
Childproofing failed
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Quote ID: 1524 | SKUs: BQ1524, TQ1524, MQ1524, MP1524 DEQ ENGINE
Children in back, pray for me
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Quote ID: 1550 | SKUs: BQ1550, TQ1550, MQ1550, MP1550 DEQ ENGINE
Children inside, patience optional
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Quote ID: 1487 | SKUs: BQ1487, TQ1487, MQ1487, MP1487 DEQ ENGINE
Children inside, patience required
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Quote ID: 1538 | SKUs: BQ1538, TQ1538, MQ1538, MP1538 DEQ ENGINE
Children rule the back seat
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Quote ID: 1502 | SKUs: BQ1502, TQ1502, MQ1502, MP1502 DEQ ENGINE
Children’s laughter optional, meltdowns guaranteed
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Quote ID: 1547 | SKUs: BQ1547, TQ1547, MQ1547, MP1547 DEQ ENGINE
Dad brain: partially active
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Quote ID: 1453 | SKUs: BQ1453, TQ1453, MQ1453, MP1453 DEQ ENGINE
Dad fuel: 100% sarcasm
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Quote ID: 1491 | SKUs: BQ1491, TQ1491, MQ1491, MP1491 DEQ ENGINE
Dad fuel: snacks and sarcasm
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Quote ID: 1467 | SKUs: BQ1467, TQ1467, MQ1467, MP1467 DEQ ENGINE
Dad jokes: weapons of mass confusion
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Quote ID: 1504 | SKUs: BQ1504, TQ1504, MQ1504, MP1504 DEQ ENGINE
Dad life: powered by coffee
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Quote ID: 1537 | SKUs: BQ1537, TQ1537, MQ1537, MP1537 DEQ ENGINE
Dad life: sarcasm and snacks
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Quote ID: 1482 | SKUs: BQ1482, TQ1482, MQ1482, MP1482 DEQ ENGINE
Dad mode: questionable
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Quote ID: 19722 | SKUs: BQ19722, TQ19722, MQ19722, MP19722 DEQ ENGINE
Dinner is whatever we can find in the pantry before bedtime.
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Quote ID: 1471 | SKUs: BQ1471, TQ1471, MQ1471, MP1471 DEQ ENGINE
Fueled by tantrums and caffeine
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Quote ID: 1457 | SKUs: BQ1457, TQ1457, MQ1457, MP1457 DEQ ENGINE
Honk if you have kids under 5
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Quote ID: 20564 | SKUs: BQ20564, TQ20564, MQ20564, MP20564 DEQ ENGINE
I already answered that
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Quote ID: 20779 | SKUs: BQ20779, TQ20779, MQ20779, MP20779 DEQ ENGINE
I already decided
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Quote ID: 20641 | SKUs: BQ20641, TQ20641, MQ20641, MP20641 DEQ ENGINE
I already explained it
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Quote ID: 20714 | SKUs: BQ20714, TQ20714, MQ20714, MP20714 DEQ ENGINE
I already explained myself
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Quote ID: 20665 | SKUs: BQ20665, TQ20665, MQ20665, MP20665 DEQ ENGINE
I already know
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Quote ID: 20696 | SKUs: BQ20696, TQ20696, MQ20696, MP20696 DEQ ENGINE
I already know the truth
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Quote ID: 20603 | SKUs: BQ20603, TQ20603, MQ20603, MP20603 DEQ ENGINE
I already said no twice
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Quote ID: 20802 | SKUs: BQ20802, TQ20802, MQ20802, MP20802 DEQ ENGINE
I already warned you twice
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Quote ID: 1479 | SKUs: BQ1479, TQ1479, MQ1479, MP1479 DEQ ENGINE
I brake for kids… and snacks
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Quote ID: 1519 | SKUs: BQ1519, TQ1519, MQ1519, MP1519 DEQ ENGINE
I brake for little feet
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Quote ID: 1496 | SKUs: BQ1496, TQ1496, MQ1496, MP1496 DEQ ENGINE
I brake for mini humans
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Quote ID: 20739 | SKUs: BQ20739, TQ20739, MQ20739, MP20739 DEQ ENGINE
I built those buttons
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Quote ID: 1474 | SKUs: BQ1474, TQ1474, MQ1474, MP1474 DEQ ENGINE
I can’t hear you over my kids
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Quote ID: 20701 | SKUs: BQ20701, TQ20701, MQ20701, MP20701 DEQ ENGINE
I care who fixes it
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Quote ID: 20762 | SKUs: BQ20762, TQ20762, MQ20762, MP20762 DEQ ENGINE
I do consequences
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Quote ID: 20604 | SKUs: BQ20604, TQ20604, MQ20604, MP20604 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t argue with children
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Quote ID: 20695 | SKUs: BQ20695, TQ20695, MQ20695, MP20695 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t argue with logic
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Quote ID: 20736 | SKUs: BQ20736, TQ20736, MQ20736, MP20736 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t argue with tired kids
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Quote ID: 20589 | SKUs: BQ20589, TQ20589, MQ20589, MP20589 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t bluff
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Quote ID: 20781 | SKUs: BQ20781, TQ20781, MQ20781, MP20781 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t bluff even tired
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Quote ID: 20673 | SKUs: BQ20673, TQ20673, MQ20673, MP20673 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t bluff ever
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Quote ID: 20711 | SKUs: BQ20711, TQ20711, MQ20711, MP20711 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t bluff I deliver
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Quote ID: 20700 | SKUs: BQ20700, TQ20700, MQ20700, MP20700 DEQ ENGINE
I don’t care who did it
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