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Self-Deprecating Humor (198)
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Quote ID: 1680 | SKUs: BQ1680, TQ1680, MQ1680, MP1680
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Beginner at everything, expert at panic
Quote ID: 1735 | SKUs: BQ1735, TQ1735, MQ1735, MP1735
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Beginner with too much ambition
Quote ID: 1662 | SKUs: BQ1662, TQ1662, MQ1662, MP1662
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Can’t parallel park to save my life
Quote ID: 1657 | SKUs: BQ1657, TQ1657, MQ1657, MP1657
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Caution: driver needs coffee
Quote ID: 1703 | SKUs: BQ1703, TQ1703, MQ1703, MP1703
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Caution: fragile ego inside
Quote ID: 1673 | SKUs: BQ1673, TQ1673, MQ1673, MP1673
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Caution: I overestimate myself
Quote ID: 1685 | SKUs: BQ1685, TQ1685, MQ1685, MP1685
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Caution: self-doubt in motion
Quote ID: 1700 | SKUs: BQ1700, TQ1700, MQ1700, MP1700
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Chaos coordinator at wheel
Quote ID: 1732 | SKUs: BQ1732, TQ1732, MQ1732, MP1732
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Driving skill: under construction
Quote ID: 1715 | SKUs: BQ1715, TQ1715, MQ1715, MP1715
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Frequent “oops” provider
Quote ID: 1744 | SKUs: BQ1744, TQ1744, MQ1744, MP1744
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Frequent hesitation driver
Quote ID: 1664 | SKUs: BQ1664, TQ1664, MQ1664, MP1664
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Frequent lane changer, zero skill
Quote ID: 1682 | SKUs: BQ1682, TQ1682, MQ1682, MP1682
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I accelerate to panic
Quote ID: 1691 | SKUs: BQ1691, TQ1691, MQ1691, MP1691
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I brake for butterflies
Quote ID: 1726 | SKUs: BQ1726, TQ1726, MQ1726, MP1726
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I brake for everything I shouldn’t
Quote ID: 1737 | SKUs: BQ1737, TQ1737, MQ1737, MP1737
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I brake for invisible things
Quote ID: 1660 | SKUs: BQ1660, TQ1660, MQ1660, MP1660
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I brake for… everything
Quote ID: 1702 | SKUs: BQ1702, TQ1702, MQ1702, MP1702
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I brake… sometimes
Quote ID: 1674 | SKUs: BQ1674, TQ1674, MQ1674, MP1674
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I can’t adult, can’t drive either
Quote ID: 1725 | SKUs: BQ1725, TQ1725, MQ1725, MP1725
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I can’t parallel park, can barely drive straight
Quote ID: 1689 | SKUs: BQ1689, TQ1689, MQ1689, MP1689
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I can’t see, don’t judge
Quote ID: 1745 | SKUs: BQ1745, TQ1745, MQ1745, MP1745
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I confuse gas with brake sometimes
Quote ID: 1734 | SKUs: BQ1734, TQ1734, MQ1734, MP1734
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I drive cautiously… to a fault
Quote ID: 1748 | SKUs: BQ1748, TQ1748, MQ1748, MP1748
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I drive like I overanalyze
Quote ID: 1708 | SKUs: BQ1708, TQ1708, MQ1708, MP1708
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I drive like I’m tired
Quote ID: 1738 | SKUs: BQ1738, TQ1738, MQ1738, MP1738
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I drive like it’s Monday… always
Quote ID: 1676 | SKUs: BQ1676, TQ1676, MQ1676, MP1676
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I drive like my mom taught me
Quote ID: 1701 | SKUs: BQ1701, TQ1701, MQ1701, MP1701
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I drive… ish
Quote ID: 1706 | SKUs: BQ1706, TQ1706, MQ1706, MP1706
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I get lost in drive-thrus
Quote ID: 1686 | SKUs: BQ1686, TQ1686, MQ1686, MP1686
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I get lost in my own neighborhood
Quote ID: 1727 | SKUs: BQ1727, TQ1727, MQ1727, MP1727
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I get lost on purpose sometimes
Quote ID: 1661 | SKUs: BQ1661, TQ1661, MQ1661, MP1661
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I got lost in my own driveway
Quote ID: 1716 | SKUs: BQ1716, TQ1716, MQ1716, MP1716
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I have selective vision
Quote ID: 19487 | SKUs: BQ19487, TQ19487, MQ19487, MP19487
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I have the charisma of a wet sock.
Quote ID: 1721 | SKUs: BQ1721, TQ1721, MQ1721, MP1721
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I laugh at my own mistakes
Quote ID: 1713 | SKUs: BQ1713, TQ1713, MQ1713, MP1713
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I make mistakes spectacularly
Quote ID: 1698 | SKUs: BQ1698, TQ1698, MQ1698, MP1698
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I make U-turns in life too
Quote ID: 1659 | SKUs: BQ1659, TQ1659, MQ1659, MP1659
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I may be bad at math… and driving
Quote ID: 1752 | SKUs: BQ1752, TQ1752, MQ1752, MP1752
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I may be lost,
Quote ID: 1751 | SKUs: BQ1751, TQ1751, MQ1751, MP1751
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I may be lost, but at least I’m honest
Quote ID: 1717 | SKUs: BQ1717, TQ1717, MQ1717, MP1717
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I may brake for air
Quote ID: 1736 | SKUs: BQ1736, TQ1736, MQ1736, MP1736
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I misread signs creatively
Quote ID: 1705 | SKUs: BQ1705, TQ1705, MQ1705, MP1705
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I multitask poorly
Quote ID: 1741 | SKUs: BQ1741, TQ1741, MQ1741, MP1741
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I navigate by panic
Quote ID: 1679 | SKUs: BQ1679, TQ1679, MQ1679, MP1679
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I overcomplicate everything, including driving
Quote ID: 1740 | SKUs: BQ1740, TQ1740, MQ1740, MP1740
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I overestimate distances
Quote ID: 1696 | SKUs: BQ1696, TQ1696, MQ1696, MP1696
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I overreact to red lights
Quote ID: 1731 | SKUs: BQ1731, TQ1731, MQ1731, MP1731
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I overthink turns
Quote ID: 1693 | SKUs: BQ1693, TQ1693, MQ1693, MP1693
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I panic at stop signs
Quote ID: 1750 | SKUs: BQ1750, TQ1750, MQ1750, MP1750
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I panic, I brake, I survive
