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Quote ID: 16614 | SKUs: BQ16614, TQ16614, MQ16614, MP16614
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Quote ID: 16517 | SKUs: BQ16517, TQ16517, MQ16517, MP16517
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
Quote ID: 16787 | SKUs: BQ16787, TQ16787, MQ16787, MP16787
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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote ID: 16449 | SKUs: BQ16449, TQ16449, MQ16449, MP16449
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A dream is a wish your heart makes.
Quote ID: 16416 | SKUs: BQ16416, TQ16416, MQ16416, MP16416
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A girl has no name.
Quote ID: 16610 | SKUs: BQ16610, TQ16610, MQ16610, MP16610
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A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
Quote ID: 16369 | SKUs: BQ16369, TQ16369, MQ16369, MP16369
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote ID: 16409 | SKUs: BQ16409, TQ16409, MQ16409, MP16409
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Quote ID: 16838 | SKUs: BQ16838, TQ16838, MQ16838, MP16838
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Quote ID: 16846 | SKUs: BQ16846, TQ16846, MQ16846, MP16846
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A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Quote ID: 16805 | SKUs: BQ16805, TQ16805, MQ16805, MP16805
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Quote ID: 16640 | SKUs: BQ16640, TQ16640, MQ16640, MP16640
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A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.
Quote ID: 16422 | SKUs: BQ16422, TQ16422, MQ16422, MP16422
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A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.
Quote ID: 16487 | SKUs: BQ16487, TQ16487, MQ16487, MP16487
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Quote ID: 16533 | SKUs: BQ16533, TQ16533, MQ16533, MP16533
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Quote ID: 16742 | SKUs: BQ16742, TQ16742, MQ16742, MP16742
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A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
Quote ID: 16786 | SKUs: BQ16786, TQ16786, MQ16786, MP16786
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Quote ID: 16726 | SKUs: BQ16726, TQ16726, MQ16726, MP16726
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A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions.
Quote ID: 16714 | SKUs: BQ16714, TQ16714, MQ16714, MP16714
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A thought, even a possibility, can shatter and transform us.
Quote ID: 16658 | SKUs: BQ16658, TQ16658, MQ16658, MP16658
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A very popular error: having the courage of one's convictions; rather it is a matter of having the courage for an attack on one's convictions.
Quote ID: 16360 | SKUs: BQ16360, TQ16360, MQ16360, MP16360
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Actions speak louder than words.
Quote ID: 16436 | SKUs: BQ16436, TQ16436, MQ16436, MP16436
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Adventure is out there.
Quote ID: 16901 | SKUs: BQ16901, TQ16901, MQ16901, MP16901
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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
Quote ID: 16643 | SKUs: BQ16643, TQ16643, MQ16643, MP16643
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Against boredom even gods struggle in vain.
Quote ID: 16606 | SKUs: BQ16606, TQ16606, MQ16606, MP16606
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Quote ID: 16887 | SKUs: BQ16887, TQ16887, MQ16887, MP16887
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All art is quite useless.
Quote ID: 16582 | SKUs: BQ16582, TQ16582, MQ16582, MP16582
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All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
Quote ID: 16443 | SKUs: BQ16443, TQ16443, MQ16443, MP16443
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All it takes is faith and trust.
Quote ID: 16420 | SKUs: BQ16420, TQ16420, MQ16420, MP16420
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All men must die.
Quote ID: 16452 | SKUs: BQ16452, TQ16452, MQ16452, MP16452
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All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Quote ID: 16525 | SKUs: BQ16525, TQ16525, MQ16525, MP16525
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All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
Quote ID: 16358 | SKUs: BQ16358, TQ16358, MQ16358, MP16358
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All that glitters is not gold.
Quote ID: 16608 | SKUs: BQ16608, TQ16608, MQ16608, MP16608
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All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
Quote ID: 16712 | SKUs: BQ16712, TQ16712, MQ16712, MP16712
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All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.
Quote ID: 16570 | SKUs: BQ16570, TQ16570, MQ16570, MP16570
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All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.
Quote ID: 16851 | SKUs: BQ16851, TQ16851, MQ16851, MP16851
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
Quote ID: 16780 | SKUs: BQ16780, TQ16780, MQ16780, MP16780
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote ID: 16797 | SKUs: BQ16797, TQ16797, MQ16797, MP16797
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Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Quote ID: 16885 | SKUs: BQ16885, TQ16885, MQ16885, MP16885
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America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote ID: 16579 | SKUs: BQ16579, TQ16579, MQ16579, MP16579
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Amor fati - love your fate.
Quote ID: 16751 | SKUs: BQ16751, TQ16751, MQ16751, MP16751
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Amor fati: Let that be my love henceforth!
Quote ID: 16730 | SKUs: BQ16730, TQ16730, MQ16730, MP16730
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An attack on the roots of passion means an attack on the roots of life.
Quote ID: 16705 | SKUs: BQ16705, TQ16705, MQ16705, MP16705
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An educator never says what he himself thinks, but only that which he thinks it is good for those whom he is educating to hear.
Quote ID: 16580 | SKUs: BQ16580, TQ16580, MQ16580, MP16580
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An optimist is a man who sees everything half as bad and twice as good as it is.
Quote ID: 16655 | SKUs: BQ16655, TQ16655, MQ16655, MP16655
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And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Quote ID: 16541 | SKUs: BQ16541, TQ16541, MQ16541, MP16541
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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
Quote ID: 16530 | SKUs: BQ16530, TQ16530, MQ16530, MP16530
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Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Quote ID: 16904 | SKUs: BQ16904, TQ16904, MQ16904, MP16904
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Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
Quote ID: 16437 | SKUs: BQ16437, TQ16437, MQ16437, MP16437
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Anyone can cook.
Quote ID: 16496 | SKUs: BQ16496, TQ16496, MQ16496, MP16496
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
