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Computers & Tech (680)
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Quote ID: 12049 | SKUs: BQ12049, TQ12049, MQ12049, MP12049
DEQ ENGINE
404 patience not found
Quote ID: 12175 | SKUs: BQ12175, TQ12175, MQ12175, MP12175
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App crashes only during demos
Quote ID: 12142 | SKUs: BQ12142, TQ12142, MQ12142, MP12142
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App won’t open (needs update)
Quote ID: 12164 | SKUs: BQ12164, TQ12164, MQ12164, MP12164
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Application not responding (like the user)
Quote ID: 12129 | SKUs: BQ12129, TQ12129, MQ12129, MP12129
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“I didn’t touch anything”
Quote ID: 12151 | SKUs: BQ12151, TQ12151, MQ12151, MP12151
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“I forgot my password again”
Quote ID: 12121 | SKUs: BQ12121, TQ12121, MQ12121, MP12121
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“Nothing works” (monitor is off)
Quote ID: 12160 | SKUs: BQ12160, TQ12160, MQ12160, MP12160
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Battery dies instantly (100% → 2%)
Quote ID: 12162 | SKUs: BQ12162, TQ12162, MQ12162, MP12162
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Blue screen surprise
Quote ID: 12174 | SKUs: BQ12174, TQ12174, MQ12174, MP12174
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Bluetooth won’t connect (never has)
Quote ID: 12135 | SKUs: BQ12135, TQ12135, MQ12135, MP12135
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Camera doesn’t work (privacy cover on)
Quote ID: 12157 | SKUs: BQ12157, TQ12157, MQ12157, MP12157
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Can’t find the file (saved to mystery location)
Quote ID: 12152 | SKUs: BQ12152, TQ12152, MQ12152, MP12152
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Caps Lock rage typing
Quote ID: 12527 | SKUs: BQ12527, TQ12527, MQ12527, MP12527
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Code first, coffee second
Quote ID: 12515 | SKUs: BQ12515, TQ12515, MQ12515, MP12515
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Code hard, nap harder
Quote ID: 12540 | SKUs: BQ12540, TQ12540, MQ12540, MP12540
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Code now, panic later
Quote ID: 12510 | SKUs: BQ12510, TQ12510, MQ12510, MP12510
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Code, eat, sleep, repeat
Quote ID: 12531 | SKUs: BQ12531, TQ12531, MQ12531, MP12531
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Coding is my cardio
Quote ID: 12522 | SKUs: BQ12522, TQ12522, MQ12522, MP12522
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Compile now, cry later
Quote ID: 12155 | SKUs: BQ12155, TQ12155, MQ12155, MP12155
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Computer date is wrong (time travel enabled)
Quote ID: 12179 | SKUs: BQ12179, TQ12179, MQ12179, MP12179
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Computer haunted (needs reboot)
Quote ID: 12130 | SKUs: BQ12130, TQ12130, MQ12130, MP12130
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Computer is slow (47 browser tabs open)
Quote ID: 12165 | SKUs: BQ12165, TQ12165, MQ12165, MP12165
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Computer possessed (just lagging)
Quote ID: 12149 | SKUs: BQ12149, TQ12149, MQ12149, MP12149
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Computer too loud (fan fighting for life)
Quote ID: 12122 | SKUs: BQ12122, TQ12122, MQ12122, MP12122
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Computer won’t turn on (not plugged in)
Quote ID: 12144 | SKUs: BQ12144, TQ12144, MQ12144, MP12144
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Computer won’t wake up (sleeping forever)
Quote ID: 12400 | SKUs: BQ12400, TQ12400, MQ12400, MP12400
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Computers are sentient, probably
Quote ID: 12093 | SKUs: BQ12093, TQ12093, MQ12093, MP12093
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Computers behave when I’m watching
Quote ID: 12354 | SKUs: BQ12354, TQ12354, MQ12354, MP12354
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Computers don’t judge, I do
Quote ID: 12383 | SKUs: BQ12383, TQ12383, MQ12383, MP12383
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Computers dream of electricity
Quote ID: 12408 | SKUs: BQ12408, TQ12408, MQ12408, MP12408
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Computers fear deadlines
Quote ID: 12374 | SKUs: BQ12374, TQ12374, MQ12374, MP12374
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Computers fear me
Quote ID: 12466 | SKUs: BQ12466, TQ12466, MQ12466, MP12466
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Computers fear my glare
Quote ID: 12478 | SKUs: BQ12478, TQ12478, MQ12478, MP12478
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Computers fear my presence
Quote ID: 12116 | SKUs: BQ12116, TQ12116, MQ12116, MP12116
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Computers lie users panic
Quote ID: 12331 | SKUs: BQ12331, TQ12331, MQ12331, MP12331
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Computers lie, users panic
Quote ID: 12390 | SKUs: BQ12390, TQ12390, MQ12390, MP12390
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Computers move slow on purpose
Quote ID: 12422 | SKUs: BQ12422, TQ12422, MQ12422, MP12422
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Computers need hugs
Quote ID: 12455 | SKUs: BQ12455, TQ12455, MQ12455, MP12455
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Computers need therapy
Quote ID: 12516 | SKUs: BQ12516, TQ12516, MQ12516, MP12516
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Ctrl+Z is my best friend
Quote ID: 12169 | SKUs: BQ12169, TQ12169, MQ12169, MP12169
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Cursor disappeared (off-screen)
Quote ID: 12332 | SKUs: BQ12332, TQ12332, MQ12332, MP12332
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Cursor disappeared, reality panicked
Quote ID: 12047 | SKUs: BQ12047, TQ12047, MQ12047, MP12047
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Debugging is my cardio
Quote ID: 12512 | SKUs: BQ12512, TQ12512, MQ12512, MP12512
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Debugging: where logic goes to die
Quote ID: 12153 | SKUs: BQ12153, TQ12153, MQ12153, MP12153
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Desktop icons covering wallpaper
Quote ID: 12161 | SKUs: BQ12161, TQ12161, MQ12161, MP12161
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Email deleted (trash exists)
Quote ID: 12127 | SKUs: BQ12127, TQ12127, MQ12127, MP12127
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Email not sending (outbox has 300 emails)
Quote ID: 12170 | SKUs: BQ12170, TQ12170, MQ12170, MP12170
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Email sent to wrong person
Quote ID: 12398 | SKUs: BQ12398, TQ12398, MQ12398, MP12398
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Error 404: Fun not found
Quote ID: 12339 | SKUs: BQ12339, TQ12339, MQ12339, MP12339
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Error 418: I’m a teapot
