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Quote ID: 11760 | SKUs: BQ11760, TQ11760, MQ11760, MP11760
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Bark Now, Nap Later
Quote ID: 11771 | SKUs: BQ11771, TQ11771, MQ11771, MP11771
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Belly Rub Enthusiast
Quote ID: 11762 | SKUs: BQ11762, TQ11762, MQ11762, MP11762
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Chews First, Questions Later
Quote ID: 11779 | SKUs: BQ11779, TQ11779, MQ11779, MP11779
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Dog Hair Everywhere
Quote ID: 11752 | SKUs: BQ11752, TQ11752, MQ11752, MP11752
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Dogs Don’t Do Mornings
Quote ID: 11769 | SKUs: BQ11769, TQ11769, MQ11769, MP11769
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Dogs Over Humans
Quote ID: 11778 | SKUs: BQ11778, TQ11778, MQ11778, MP11778
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Eat First, Bark Later
Quote ID: 11774 | SKUs: BQ11774, TQ11774, MQ11774, MP11774
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Furniture Tester
Quote ID: 11780 | SKUs: BQ11780, TQ11780, MQ11780, MP11780
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I Bark At Nothing
Quote ID: 11768 | SKUs: BQ11768, TQ11768, MQ11768, MP11768
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I Bring Joy… And Fur
Quote ID: 11775 | SKUs: BQ11775, TQ11775, MQ11775, MP11775
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I Chase Shadows
Quote ID: 8179 | SKUs: BQ8179, TQ8179, MQ8179, MP8179
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I didn’t choose the pet life, the pet life chose me
Quote ID: 11772 | SKUs: BQ11772, TQ11772, MQ11772, MP11772
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I Drool, Therefore I Am
Quote ID: 11765 | SKUs: BQ11765, TQ11765, MQ11765, MP11765
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I Fetch, You Work
Quote ID: 11756 | SKUs: BQ11756, TQ11756, MQ11756, MP11756
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I Live Here, Human Sleeps Here
Quote ID: 11777 | SKUs: BQ11777, TQ11777, MQ11777, MP11777
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I Nap, Therefore I Am
Quote ID: 11753 | SKUs: BQ11753, TQ11753, MQ11753, MP11753
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I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have Treats
Quote ID: 8181 | SKUs: BQ8181, TQ8181, MQ8181, MP8181
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I work to support my pet’s lifestyle
Quote ID: 11776 | SKUs: BQ11776, TQ11776, MQ11776, MP11776
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Master of Begging
Quote ID: 11757 | SKUs: BQ11757, TQ11757, MQ11757, MP11757
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My Dog Judges You
Quote ID: 8285 | SKUs: BQ8285, TQ8285, MQ8285, MP8285
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My pet believes bedtime is negotiable
Quote ID: 8249 | SKUs: BQ8249, TQ8249, MQ8249, MP8249
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My pet believes bedtime is optional
Quote ID: 8229 | SKUs: BQ8229, TQ8229, MQ8229, MP8229
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My pet believes every blanket is theirs
Quote ID: 8241 | SKUs: BQ8241, TQ8241, MQ8241, MP8241
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My pet believes I exist to open doors
Quote ID: 8752 | SKUs: BQ8752, TQ8752, MQ8752, MP8752
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My pet believes I should apologize for going to work
Quote ID: 8784 | SKUs: BQ8784, TQ8784, MQ8784, MP8784
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My pet believes I should apologize for sneezing
Quote ID: 8389 | SKUs: BQ8389, TQ8389, MQ8389, MP8389
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My pet believes I should applaud their zoomies
Quote ID: 8782 | SKUs: BQ8782, TQ8782, MQ8782, MP8782
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My pet believes I should cancel everything for cuddle time
Quote ID: 8733 | SKUs: BQ8733, TQ8733, MQ8733, MP8733
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My pet believes I should cancel plans to stay home with them
Quote ID: 8768 | SKUs: BQ8768, TQ8768, MQ8768, MP8768
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My pet believes I should celebrate every time they use the litter box
Quote ID: 8747 | SKUs: BQ8747, TQ8747, MQ8747, MP8747
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My pet believes I should clap when they bring me a toy
Quote ID: 8337 | SKUs: BQ8337, TQ8337, MQ8337, MP8337
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My pet believes I should clap when they zoom
Quote ID: 8305 | SKUs: BQ8305, TQ8305, MQ8305, MP8305
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My pet believes I should follow them everywhere
Quote ID: 8378 | SKUs: BQ8378, TQ8378, MQ8378, MP8378
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My pet believes I should follow them everywhere again
Quote ID: 8737 | SKUs: BQ8737, TQ8737, MQ8737, MP8737
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My pet believes I should know exactly which toy they want
Quote ID: 8772 | SKUs: BQ8772, TQ8772, MQ8772, MP8772
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My pet believes I should know when they want cuddles vs chaos
Quote ID: 8749 | SKUs: BQ8749, TQ8749, MQ8749, MP8749
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My pet believes I should know when they’re hungry without them asking
Quote ID: 8403 | SKUs: BQ8403, TQ8403, MQ8403, MP8403
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My pet believes I should never close a door in this house
Quote ID: 8269 | SKUs: BQ8269, TQ8269, MQ8269, MP8269
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My pet believes I should never close the bathroom door
Quote ID: 8464 | SKUs: BQ8464, TQ8464, MQ8464, MP8464
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My pet believes I should never close the fridge
Quote ID: 8317 | SKUs: BQ8317, TQ8317, MQ8317, MP8317
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My pet believes I should never eat alone
Quote ID: 8731 | SKUs: BQ8731, TQ8731, MQ8731, MP8731
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My pet believes I should never go to the bathroom alone
Quote ID: 8798 | SKUs: BQ8798, TQ8798, MQ8798, MP8798
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My pet believes I should never leave the couch without permission
Quote ID: 8778 | SKUs: BQ8778, TQ8778, MQ8778, MP8778
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My pet believes I should never move my legs while they’re sleeping on them
Quote ID: 8757 | SKUs: BQ8757, TQ8757, MQ8757, MP8757
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My pet believes I should never move once they fall asleep on me
Quote ID: 8790 | SKUs: BQ8790, TQ8790, MQ8790, MP8790
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My pet believes I should never move the blanket they’re under
Quote ID: 8830 | SKUs: BQ8830, TQ8830, MQ8830, MP8830
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My pet believes I should never stop adjusting pillows for their comfort
Quote ID: 8846 | SKUs: BQ8846, TQ8846, MQ8846, MP8846
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My pet believes I should never stop adjusting the blanket fort
Quote ID: 8818 | SKUs: BQ8818, TQ8818, MQ8818, MP8818
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My pet believes I should never stop adjusting the lights for their vibe
Quote ID: 8808 | SKUs: BQ8808, TQ8808, MQ8808, MP8808
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My pet believes I should never stop adjusting the thermostat for them
