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Nerd & Geeky (200)
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Quote ID: 2094 | SKUs: BQ2094, TQ2094, MQ2094, MP2094
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I brake for loot drops.
Quote ID: 1814 | SKUs: BQ1814, TQ1814, MQ1814, MP1814
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I brake for plot twists.
Quote ID: 2069 | SKUs: BQ2069, TQ2069, MQ2069, MP2069
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I brake for science.
Quote ID: 2100 | SKUs: BQ2100, TQ2100, MQ2100, MP2100
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I don’t die. I respawn.
Quote ID: 2117 | SKUs: BQ2117, TQ2117, MQ2117, MP2117
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I don’t drive. I navigate IRL open world.
Quote ID: 2105 | SKUs: BQ2105, TQ2105, MQ2105, MP2105
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I don’t honk. I taunt.
Quote ID: 2114 | SKUs: BQ2114, TQ2114, MQ2114, MP2114
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I don’t honk. I use emotes.
Quote ID: 2031 | SKUs: BQ2031, TQ2031, MQ2031, MP2031
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I don’t make bugs. I create surprise features.
Quote ID: 2103 | SKUs: BQ2103, TQ2103, MQ2103, MP2103
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I don’t need directions. I follow quest markers.
Quote ID: 2111 | SKUs: BQ2111, TQ2111, MQ2111, MP2111
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I don’t panic. I button‑mash.
Quote ID: 2096 | SKUs: BQ2096, TQ2096, MQ2096, MP2096
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I don’t rage‑quit. I strategically exit.
Quote ID: 2036 | SKUs: BQ2036, TQ2036, MQ2036, MP2036
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I don’t trust people who don’t close their tabs.
Quote ID: 1816 | SKUs: BQ1816, TQ1816, MQ1816, MP1816
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I speak fluent sarcasm and partial HTML.
Quote ID: 2027 | SKUs: BQ2027, TQ2027, MQ2027, MP2027
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I turn coffee into code and chaos.
Quote ID: 1819 | SKUs: BQ1819, TQ1819, MQ1819, MP1819
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I void warranties professionally.
Quote ID: 1818 | SKUs: BQ1818, TQ1818, MQ1818, MP1818
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I’m not a nerd. I’m a knowledge enthusiast.
Quote ID: 2032 | SKUs: BQ2032, TQ2032, MQ2032, MP2032
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I’m not antisocial. I’m just on airplane mode.
Quote ID: 2090 | SKUs: BQ2090, TQ2090, MQ2090, MP2090
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I’m not arguing. I’m adjusting variables.
Quote ID: 2070 | SKUs: BQ2070, TQ2070, MQ2070, MP2070
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I’m not arguing. I’m peer‑reviewing you.
Quote ID: 2037 | SKUs: BQ2037, TQ2037, MQ2037, MP2037
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I’m not arguing. I’m version‑controlling my opinion.
Quote ID: 2038 | SKUs: BQ2038, TQ2038, MQ2038, MP2038
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I’m not broken. I’m updating.
Quote ID: 2080 | SKUs: BQ2080, TQ2080, MQ2080, MP2080
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I’m not clumsy. Gravity is aggressive.
Quote ID: 2107 | SKUs: BQ2107, TQ2107, MQ2107, MP2107
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I’m not confused. I skipped the tutorial.
Quote ID: 2173 | SKUs: BQ2173, TQ2173, MQ2173, MP2173
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I’m not confused. I’m checking my inventory.
Quote ID: 2129 | SKUs: BQ2129, TQ2129, MQ2129, MP2129
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I’m not confused. I’m checking my stats.
Quote ID: 2204 | SKUs: BQ2204, TQ2204, MQ2204, MP2204
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I’m not confused. I’m checking patch history.
Quote ID: 2149 | SKUs: BQ2149, TQ2149, MQ2149, MP2149
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I’m not confused. I’m compiling.
Quote ID: 2049 | SKUs: BQ2049, TQ2049, MQ2049, MP2049
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I’m not confused. I’m decoding.
Quote ID: 2058 | SKUs: BQ2058, TQ2058, MQ2058, MP2058
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I’m not confused. I’m decrypting reality.
Quote ID: 2033 | SKUs: BQ2033, TQ2033, MQ2033, MP2033
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I’m not confused. I’m in developer mode.
Quote ID: 2072 | SKUs: BQ2072, TQ2072, MQ2072, MP2072
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I’m not confused. I’m observing.
Quote ID: 2196 | SKUs: BQ2196, TQ2196, MQ2196, MP2196
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I’m not confused. I’m reading lore entries.
Quote ID: 2141 | SKUs: BQ2141, TQ2141, MQ2141, MP2141
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I’m not confused. I’m reading patch notes.
Quote ID: 2180 | SKUs: BQ2180, TQ2180, MQ2180, MP2180
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I’m not confused. I’m reading the codex.
Quote ID: 2122 | SKUs: BQ2122, TQ2122, MQ2122, MP2122
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I’m not confused. I’m reading the lore.
Quote ID: 2212 | SKUs: BQ2212, TQ2212, MQ2212, MP2212
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I’m not confused. I’m reading the manual nobody else read.
Quote ID: 2156 | SKUs: BQ2156, TQ2156, MQ2156, MP2156
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I’m not confused. I’m reading the wiki.
Quote ID: 2165 | SKUs: BQ2165, TQ2165, MQ2165, MP2165
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I’m not confused. I’m reading tooltips.
Quote ID: 2188 | SKUs: BQ2188, TQ2188, MQ2188, MP2188
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I’m not confused. I’m recalculating stats.
Quote ID: 2068 | SKUs: BQ2068, TQ2068, MQ2068, MP2068
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I’m not confused. I’m recalibrating.
Quote ID: 2136 | SKUs: BQ2136, TQ2136, MQ2136, MP2136
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I’m not confused. I’m rolling perception.
Quote ID: 2093 | SKUs: BQ2093, TQ2093, MQ2093, MP2093
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I’m not confused. I’m running simulations.
Quote ID: 2087 | SKUs: BQ2087, TQ2087, MQ2087, MP2087
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I’m not confused. I’m solving for X.
Quote ID: 2104 | SKUs: BQ2104, TQ2104, MQ2104, MP2104
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I’m not distracted. I’m side‑questing.
Quote ID: 2048 | SKUs: BQ2048, TQ2048, MQ2048, MP2048
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I’m not dramatic. I’m cinematic.
Quote ID: 2192 | SKUs: BQ2192, TQ2192, MQ2192, MP2192
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I’m not dramatic. I’m in boss‑battle energy.
Quote ID: 2160 | SKUs: BQ2160, TQ2160, MQ2160, MP2160
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I’m not dramatic. I’m in boss‑fight mode.
Quote ID: 2169 | SKUs: BQ2169, TQ2169, MQ2169, MP2169
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I’m not dramatic. I’m in cinematic mode.
Quote ID: 2208 | SKUs: BQ2208, TQ2208, MQ2208, MP2208
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I’m not dramatic. I’m in cutscene energy.
Quote ID: 2153 | SKUs: BQ2153, TQ2153, MQ2153, MP2153
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I’m not dramatic. I’m in cutscene mode.
