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Food & Coffee (232)
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Quote ID: 19586 | SKUs: BQ19586, TQ19586, MQ19586, MP19586
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Bean there, done that.
Quote ID: 1878 | SKUs: BQ1878, TQ1878, MQ1878, MP1878
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Caffeine and kindness — mostly caffeine.
Quote ID: 19587 | SKUs: BQ19587, TQ19587, MQ19587, MP19587
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Caffeine: my spirit animal.
Quote ID: 1856 | SKUs: BQ1856, TQ1856, MQ1856, MP1856
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Coffee first. Words later.
Quote ID: 1881 | SKUs: BQ1881, TQ1881, MQ1881, MP1881
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Coffee is cheaper than therapy.
Quote ID: 1861 | SKUs: BQ1861, TQ1861, MQ1861, MP1861
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Coffee is my love language.
Quote ID: 1870 | SKUs: BQ1870, TQ1870, MQ1870, MP1870
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Coffee makes me less stabby.
Quote ID: 1853 | SKUs: BQ1853, TQ1853, MQ1853, MP1853
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Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Quote ID: 19615 | SKUs: BQ19615, TQ19615, MQ19615, MP19615
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Coffee: because adulting requires caffeine.
Quote ID: 1892 | SKUs: BQ1892, TQ1892, MQ1892, MP1892
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Coffee: because mornings are rude.
Quote ID: 1879 | SKUs: BQ1879, TQ1879, MQ1879, MP1879
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Coffee: because my brain refuses to boot.
Quote ID: 1865 | SKUs: BQ1865, TQ1865, MQ1865, MP1865
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Coffee: because punching people is frowned upon.
Quote ID: 1877 | SKUs: BQ1877, TQ1877, MQ1877, MP1877
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Coffee: my emotional support beverage.
Quote ID: 1860 | SKUs: BQ1860, TQ1860, MQ1860, MP1860
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Coffee: my hot liquid personality.
Quote ID: 19594 | SKUs: BQ19594, TQ19594, MQ19594, MP19594
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Coffee: the adult version of a nap.
Quote ID: 1886 | SKUs: BQ1886, TQ1886, MQ1886, MP1886
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Coffee: the adult version of a security blanket.
Quote ID: 19600 | SKUs: BQ19600, TQ19600, MQ19600, MP19600
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Coffee: the answer to every “why?”.
Quote ID: 19596 | SKUs: BQ19596, TQ19596, MQ19596, MP19596
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Coffee: the best excuse for a break.
Quote ID: 19679 | SKUs: BQ19679, TQ19679, MQ19679, MP19679
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Coffee: the best excuse for a grin.
Quote ID: 19692 | SKUs: BQ19692, TQ19692, MQ19692, MP19692
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Coffee: the best excuse for a laugh.
Quote ID: 19664 | SKUs: BQ19664, TQ19664, MQ19664, MP19664
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Coffee: the best excuse for a nap.
Quote ID: 19649 | SKUs: BQ19649, TQ19649, MQ19649, MP19649
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Coffee: the best excuse for a smile.
Quote ID: 19606 | SKUs: BQ19606, TQ19606, MQ19606, MP19606
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Coffee: the best part of waking up.
Quote ID: 19698 | SKUs: BQ19698, TQ19698, MQ19698, MP19698
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Coffee: the best way to beat the snooze.
Quote ID: 19644 | SKUs: BQ19644, TQ19644, MQ19644, MP19644
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Coffee: the best way to hit snooze.
Quote ID: 19619 | SKUs: BQ19619, TQ19619, MQ19619, MP19619
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Coffee: the best way to start a conversation.
Quote ID: 19656 | SKUs: BQ19656, TQ19656, MQ19656, MP19656
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Coffee: the best way to start a meeting.
Quote ID: 19685 | SKUs: BQ19685, TQ19685, MQ19685, MP19685
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Coffee: the best way to start a project.
Quote ID: 19671 | SKUs: BQ19671, TQ19671, MQ19671, MP19671
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Coffee: the best way to survive meetings.
Quote ID: 19638 | SKUs: BQ19638, TQ19638, MQ19638, MP19638
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Coffee: the fuel for my imagination.
Quote ID: 1884 | SKUs: BQ1884, TQ1884, MQ1884, MP1884
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Coffee: the fuel of questionable brilliance.
Quote ID: 1894 | SKUs: BQ1894, TQ1894, MQ1894, MP1894
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Coffee: the glue holding my life together.
Quote ID: 1871 | SKUs: BQ1871, TQ1871, MQ1871, MP1871
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Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
Quote ID: 19623 | SKUs: BQ19623, TQ19623, MQ19623, MP19623
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Coffee: the most reliable alarm clock.
Quote ID: 19602 | SKUs: BQ19602, TQ19602, MQ19602, MP19602
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Coffee: the official fuel of procrastinators.
Quote ID: 19666 | SKUs: BQ19666, TQ19666, MQ19666, MP19666
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my ambition.
Quote ID: 19629 | SKUs: BQ19629, TQ19629, MQ19629, MP19629
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my daydreams.
Quote ID: 19658 | SKUs: BQ19658, TQ19658, MQ19658, MP19658
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my jokes.
Quote ID: 19687 | SKUs: BQ19687, TQ19687, MQ19687, MP19687
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my optimism.
Quote ID: 1898 | SKUs: BQ1898, TQ1898, MQ1898, MP1898
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my personality.
Quote ID: 19651 | SKUs: BQ19651, TQ19651, MQ19651, MP19651
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my procrastination.
Quote ID: 19617 | SKUs: BQ19617, TQ19617, MQ19617, MP19617
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my sarcasm.
Quote ID: 19673 | SKUs: BQ19673, TQ19673, MQ19673, MP19673
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Coffee: the official sponsor of my wit.
Quote ID: 19585 | SKUs: BQ19585, TQ19585, MQ19585, MP19585
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Coffee: the only legal way to be a morning superhero.
Quote ID: 1896 | SKUs: BQ1896, TQ1896, MQ1896, MP1896
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Coffee: the only thing I brew successfully.
Quote ID: 1873 | SKUs: BQ1873, TQ1873, MQ1873, MP1873
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Coffee: the only thing I trust before 10 AM.
Quote ID: 19598 | SKUs: BQ19598, TQ19598, MQ19598, MP19598
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Coffee: the only thing that gets me out of bed.
Quote ID: 19631 | SKUs: BQ19631, TQ19631, MQ19631, MP19631
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Coffee: the only thing that makes me punctual.
Quote ID: 19608 | SKUs: BQ19608, TQ19608, MQ19608, MP19608
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Coffee: the only thing that makes mornings tolerable.
Quote ID: 1868 | SKUs: BQ1868, TQ1868, MQ1868, MP1868
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Coffee: the original adult juice box.
