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Life, Work & Adulting (122)
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Quote ID: 1833 | SKUs: BQ1833, TQ1833, MQ1833, MP1833
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Be kind. Rewind your attitude.
Quote ID: 1834 | SKUs: BQ1834, TQ1834, MQ1834, MP1834
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Chaos coordinator on board.
Quote ID: 1838 | SKUs: BQ1838, TQ1838, MQ1838, MP1838
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I brake for naps.
Quote ID: 1805 | SKUs: BQ1805, TQ1805, MQ1805, MP1805
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I brake for squirrels with questionable life choices.
Quote ID: 1784 | SKUs: BQ1784, TQ1784, MQ1784, MP1784
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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.
Quote ID: 1811 | SKUs: BQ1811, TQ1811, MQ1811, MP1811
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I rescued my dog. Or maybe they rescued me.
Quote ID: 1808 | SKUs: BQ1808, TQ1808, MQ1808, MP1808
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I work hard so my pets can have a better life.
Quote ID: 1835 | SKUs: BQ1835, TQ1835, MQ1835, MP1835
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I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
Quote ID: 1786 | SKUs: BQ1786, TQ1786, MQ1786, MP1786
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I’m fine. It’s the world that’s weird.
Quote ID: 2217 | SKUs: BQ2217, TQ2217, MQ2217, MP2217
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I’m multitasking: avoiding work and stressing about it.
Quote ID: 1788 | SKUs: BQ1788, TQ1788, MQ1788, MP1788
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I’m multitasking: driving and avoiding responsibilities.
Quote ID: 1785 | SKUs: BQ1785, TQ1785, MQ1785, MP1785
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I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right.
Quote ID: 1798 | SKUs: BQ1798, TQ1798, MQ1798, MP1798
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I’m not avoiding people. I’m practicing self‑care.
Quote ID: 2229 | SKUs: BQ2229, TQ2229, MQ2229, MP2229
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I’m not avoiding work. I’m prioritizing rest.
Quote ID: 1791 | SKUs: BQ1791, TQ1791, MQ1791, MP1791
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I’m not bossy. I have leadership enthusiasm.
Quote ID: 1799 | SKUs: BQ1799, TQ1799, MQ1799, MP1799
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I’m not broke. I’m pre‑rich.
Quote ID: 1794 | SKUs: BQ1794, TQ1794, MQ1794, MP1794
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I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me.
Quote ID: 1800 | SKUs: BQ1800, TQ1800, MQ1800, MP1800
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I’m not confused. I’m just thinking in 4D.
Quote ID: 2230 | SKUs: BQ2230, TQ2230, MQ2230, MP2230
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I’m not confused. I’m processing slowly.
Quote ID: 2251 | SKUs: BQ2251, TQ2251, MQ2251, MP2251
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking abstractly.
Quote ID: 2218 | SKUs: BQ2218, TQ2218, MQ2218, MP2218
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking in 4D.
Quote ID: 2241 | SKUs: BQ2241, TQ2241, MQ2241, MP2241
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking in circles.
Quote ID: 2289 | SKUs: BQ2289, TQ2289, MQ2289, MP2289
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking in loops.
Quote ID: 2295 | SKUs: BQ2295, TQ2295, MQ2295, MP2295
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking in riddles.
Quote ID: 2270 | SKUs: BQ2270, TQ2270, MQ2270, MP2270
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking in spirals.
Quote ID: 2280 | SKUs: BQ2280, TQ2280, MQ2280, MP2280
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking out loud internally.
Quote ID: 2261 | SKUs: BQ2261, TQ2261, MQ2261, MP2261
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I’m not confused. I’m thinking sideways.
Quote ID: 2262 | SKUs: BQ2262, TQ2262, MQ2262, MP2262
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally amplified.
Quote ID: 2232 | SKUs: BQ2232, TQ2232, MQ2232, MP2232
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally cinematic.
Quote ID: 2242 | SKUs: BQ2242, TQ2242, MQ2242, MP2242
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally expressive.
Quote ID: 2252 | SKUs: BQ2252, TQ2252, MQ2252, MP2252
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally high‑definition.
Quote ID: 2296 | SKUs: BQ2296, TQ2296, MQ2296, MP2296
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally high‑resolution.
Quote ID: 2281 | SKUs: BQ2281, TQ2281, MQ2281, MP2281
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally surround‑sound.
Quote ID: 2271 | SKUs: BQ2271, TQ2271, MQ2271, MP2271
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I’m not dramatic. I’m emotionally widescreen.
Quote ID: 1801 | SKUs: BQ1801, TQ1801, MQ1801, MP1801
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I’m not dramatic. I’m theatrically gifted.
Quote ID: 1795 | SKUs: BQ1795, TQ1795, MQ1795, MP1795
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I’m not forgetful. I’m selectively remembering.
Quote ID: 2247 | SKUs: BQ2247, TQ2247, MQ2247, MP2247
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I’m not ignoring you. I’m mentally buffering.
Quote ID: 2257 | SKUs: BQ2257, TQ2257, MQ2257, MP2257
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I’m not ignoring you. I’m mentally muted.
Quote ID: 2237 | SKUs: BQ2237, TQ2237, MQ2237, MP2237
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I’m not ignoring you. I’m mentally offline.
Quote ID: 2276 | SKUs: BQ2276, TQ2276, MQ2276, MP2276
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I’m not ignoring you. I’m mentally rebooting.
Quote ID: 2222 | SKUs: BQ2222, TQ2222, MQ2222, MP2222
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I’m not ignoring you. I’m socially buffering.
Quote ID: 2226 | SKUs: BQ2226, TQ2226, MQ2226, MP2226
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I’m not indecisive. I’m exploring my options.
Quote ID: 1797 | SKUs: BQ1797, TQ1797, MQ1797, MP1797
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I’m not late. Everyone else is early.
Quote ID: 2233 | SKUs: BQ2233, TQ2233, MQ2233, MP2233
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I’m not late. I’m fashionably delayed.
Quote ID: 2253 | SKUs: BQ2253, TQ2253, MQ2253, MP2253
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I’m not late. I’m on my own timeline.
Quote ID: 2223 | SKUs: BQ2223, TQ2223, MQ2223, MP2223
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I’m not late. I’m time‑flexible.
Quote ID: 2272 | SKUs: BQ2272, TQ2272, MQ2272, MP2272
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I’m not late. I’m time‑fluid.
Quote ID: 2290 | SKUs: BQ2290, TQ2290, MQ2290, MP2290
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I’m not late. I’m time‑optional.
Quote ID: 2263 | SKUs: BQ2263, TQ2263, MQ2263, MP2263
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I’m not late. I’m unpredictably consistent.
Quote ID: 2282 | SKUs: BQ2282, TQ2282, MQ2282, MP2282
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I’m not late. I’m unpredictably early or late.
